Jack-off jokes were only part of the penalty Reubens paid. “I was leading the news,” he later told Vanity Fair, “followed by Dahmer eating people, boring holes into their heads, and turning them into zombies.” Reubens pleaded no contest, and the case became a tabloid sensation. In 1991, he was busted in a Sarasota porn theater and charged with the ultimate victimless crime: whacking off during a showing of Nancy Nurse. Paul Reubens is no stranger to the sex police.
